Once upon a time there was a princess in a castle, tower, forest...hell a magical fairy land where doe eyes were standard, figures are in single digits and for some reason the birds and animals of the forest were not only mystical but in tune with the ingenue princess waiting for her prince to come.
I have discovered that there are no knights in shining armour....merely idiots in tin foil....
Bitter...actually no I am not, I would love to have an equal to share the day with, cuddle up to and have doona time with...but herein lies the problem...equality...but that is another story for another day...
Over the past two years I have had a few funny encounters with the opposite sex, but the tale of yore I tell today is one from the past couple of weeks.
I was having a bad day, so I went for a cocktail with a couple of gals here in the big bad country...which I am pleased to report I have found a bartender who can mix an amaretto sour...slurping my amaretto sour I start to tease the young pups near us who are obviously out on the town on the make, looking at my much younger but happily attached gal pals. I will cut the story short, but by the end of the night I had been asked out by a cute 26 year old....being 37 with two kids, I was feeling pretty smug...."you go girl you still have it"
Pride cometh before the fall
After two weeks of chatting...online, sms...it was two days before the big date...and he dropped a clanger...no prelude please, I have no time or inclination....just give me a romp and not even between the sheets but...you guessed it...in a car....
Points to note:
1. I am a gal with a brain....you need to talk to me
2. I am a gal with standards...you need to buy me a cocktail
3. I am a gal with kids....that means you CAN'T come to my house
4. I am a gal who is 37....I left car sex behind 20 years ago
There is a reason this is titled boys...and not men...
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